did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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