I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
