dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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