he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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