dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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