dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
