i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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