Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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