So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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