But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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