Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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