cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
how drunk are you?
Several
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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