I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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