in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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