He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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