Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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