my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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