Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
