doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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