My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
A+ Viking dick
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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