after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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