Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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