They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
that may or may not have been my penis.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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