Acid is not a monday night drug
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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