Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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