He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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