...so i touched it.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she smelled like a LAN party
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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