so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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