and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
