I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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