I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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