Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I'm really busy with my period
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