You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
