Sponge bath it is.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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