i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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