Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
