what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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