she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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