I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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