He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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