i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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