apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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