yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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