just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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