is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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