Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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