Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am puke

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(631): View more from New York

After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch

(1-631): View more from New York

that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her

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(678): View more from Georgia

Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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(530): View more from California

I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.

(1-530): View more from California

fuck. you.

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(914): View more from New York

this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.

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(409): View more from Texas

i wish i coudl send you meat via computure

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?

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