I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.