Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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