He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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