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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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