I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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