why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
