Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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