Please, let me fuck your mom
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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